Who Gives A Ratzinger's Ass?? Not Me! . . .

Here's a few pretty clear reasons as to why I don't give a rat's fucking ass about the Catholic Church and their new child-rape apologist Pope.

This story not only infuriated me, but now that Ratzinger is the new Pope makes me wonder whether his selection was quid pro quo payback for his neat, efficient and loyal work in covering up priestly crimes against children.

This story ought to bother anyone in America who has even the slightest regard for Democracy and the basic safeguard against tyranny known commonly as the separation between church and state. Scary shit and if you ask me we ought to be actively pursuing legislation revoking the tax exempt status of the Catholic Church for sticking their corrupt noses in America's electoral process.

And lastly this story --- seems the old Kraut Josef Ratzinger was a Hitler Youth member and a conscript in Hitler's quickly fading Army towards the waning days of WW2. Of course, the world knows that the Catholic Church and the German people turned a blind eye to the Nazi genocide of the Jews in Europe. Only when it became evident that Hitler's regime was on the brink of a devastating defeat did the Catholic hierarchy suddenly find it's moral compass and begin speaking out against the deadly and horrific stench of death that had been accumulating right beneath their own goddamned noses for several years.

Organized religion ---- PHOOEY!! It's always been the scourge of mankind and a major hindrance to humanity's progress and is so to this day.

----krazee

Rush Limbaugh disses blow jobs!!!

Headline!

3-time divorced, right-wing gasbag, and notorious heroin pill-popper, Rush Limbaugh says that blow jobs are evil!!

Ain't that some shit?

Lol.

Don't know about ya'all but last bj I got was quite a pleasant event.

I agree with Al Franken -- Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot.

Fox News: Ass-Clown Central!

As Media Matters so artfully reports: Fox News resident retard and blowhard John Gibson was up to his old self --- making up shit out of thin air in order to smear the reputation of Democrat John Kerry.

What's with the Ass-clowns at Fox anyhow?? What is the deal with their sleazy lying about, vilifying, bullying and just down-right hating anyone who dares question Emperor Bush and his cash n' carry criminal enterprise?

Also -- what's up with their creepy psychotic obsession with trying to destroy John Kerry?

Wasn't it enough that they jerked themselves into a frenzy by pimping the Swift Boat Liars lies ad- nauseum to their brain-dead viewers thus ensuring a black mark on Kerry's integrity regardless of the fact that it was a bunch of vile bullshit? I can't wait for that fascist old fuck Rupert Murdoch to keel over and die. Even though he has his brain-washed son and minions to carry on the yellow journalism legacy, just knowing that that soulless old cocksucker is burning in hell will be a supremely joyous thought to me.

Anyhow, krazee got so wound up over Gibson's infantile report that he launched an e-mail to the phony, bleach-haired, buck-toothed slanderer.

Here it is in it's entirety:

April 14, 2005

To: Fox News "The Big Story with John Gibson"
Attn: John Gibson

Dear Mr. Gibson,

What a silly, sorry putz of a "journalist" you are. And I use the term journalist quite loosely.

Your amateurish attempt to smear John Kerry with the totally bogus charge of revealing the identity of CIA officer Fulton Armstrong at the Bolton confirmation hearing is a delightfully prime example as to why Fox (Faux) News is the media laughingstock amongst the educated masses.

I must tell you though, you have a long ways to go to reach the level of giggle-inducing absurdity displayed by your fellow Fox News Ass-clown, Shepard Smith, when he breathlessly reported the demise of Pope John Paul II several hours before the pontiff's actual passing. Now that's top-notch, professional Ass-clowning if I don't say so myself!! Ha ha!

Anyhow, I digress -- exactly how amateurish was your attempt Mr. Gibson to smear the Honorable Massachusetts Senator? So much so that you completely ignored a basic "fact" of the story -- that it was actually Republican Senator Richard Lugar who first invoked Mr. Armstrong's name, not Sen. Kerry. Secondly, and here's your Ass-clowning part, you bufoonishly ignored a report by your own Fox News colleague Brit Hume, the day before, in which Mr. Hume quoted the CIA as saying "It's not the end of the world, since previous CIA work put the officer's name out there," and, "We're not talking about someone who is doing deep espionage overseas." Facts which, by the way, have been magnificently dissected by the good folks at MediaMatters.org.

Let's be honest here. Your childish diatribe was nothing more than a deliberate effort by you to provide cover for the Bush administration criminals, who purposely and with malicious intent, outed a true deep cover CIA operative Valerie Plame.

If there's any frog-marching to be done, it'll be the toads from Bush's putrid, festering swamp, namely his own cabinet, and Karl Rove ought to be "toad number one" being shuffled off to frog-prison.

You might have the trailer-trash, beer guzzlin', bible-thumpin', brain-damaged ditto-heads fooled with your piss-yellow journalism rantings Mr. Gibson, but it's not even close to passing the smell-test for those of us who have the ability to think for ourselves and bother to take the time to actually read the news and filter out the propagandistic garbage of which Fox is famous for disseminating.

One day Americans will wake up and smell the stench emanating from the Rupert Murdoch media-dogshit pile and that will be the turning point to eradicating your ilk from the public airwaves. I do so look forward to that day.

Cheers!

----krazee

The "Pro-Life" crowd --- in reality the hypocritical bullshit crowd . . .

It sickens me to see these "Christian" huckster-dolts kneeling in fervent prayer outside the doors of the hospice that is caring for the medically-diagnosed, brain-dead Terri Schiavo. I would be greatly remiss in my observation of this sad situation if I didn't note that these pious knee-benders do appear to have one trait in common with the object of their ghoulish obsession, Mrs. Schiavo --- absolutely zero brain-wave activity. Zilch. Nada. Such is the state of mind of the manufactured hypocrite.

I would love to interview any one of these shameless, opportunistic bible-thumping zombies and ask them what they think of the plans of their Republican Congress to cut Medicaid funding. Medicaid is America's primary health-care safety net for the poor. It's also, ironically, a program which happens to be picking up part of the tab for Terri Schiavo's hospice care. Discussion about this subject, I damn well guarantee you, would elicit nothing but blank stares from these devout pretenders.

While I had their attention, I'd also ask them where were their voices and prayers last week as their Republican Congress pushed through the ultra-draconian bankruptcy reform legislation. Legislation, which while making it harder for normal citizens (fellow Christians too) who've suffered catastrophic financial loss as a result of a sudden medical crisis or of an unexpected job loss to file bankruptcy, simultaneously opened new loopholes for the wealthy to protect their luxury assets. More blank stares from these sanctimonious meatheads.

Hell, since I'm on a roll why not ask:

• where were their voices and prayers when their Christian-hero President George W. Bush was lying to the American people about the reasons for sending our young men and women off to kill and die in a phony oil war? And they continue to kill and die needlessly to this day.

• where were their voices and prayers when it was discovered our military and CIA had been authorized to use inhumane torture methods against captured Afghanis and Iraqis, many innoncently caught up in Bush's incompetently administered " war on terror" -- methods which, until this administration, the United States had concurred with the rest of the world, by being a signatory to the Geneva Convention Treaty, as being unlawful?

• where were their voices and prayers to be heard as their Republican Congress handed over stewardship of America's treasured natural environment to the lying, conniving, pro-pollution energy industry pals of Bush and Cheney, thus ensuring that Americans, including our children, breathe dirtier air, drink dirtier water, absorb more chemical toxins into our bloodstreams and basically leave us helplessly to watch as big industry plunders and sells off to the highest bidder what remains of our precious natural resources?

• and of course, I can't wait to hear the forlorn wailing of their Christian voices and prayers, when Bush and his cabal of neo-con, imperial stormtroopers (Cheney, Rice, Rummmy, Wolfowitz and Feith) once again use the pretext of war on terror to invade another sovereign, middle-east nation (Syria, Iran, Jordan, etc.) thus guaranteeing a need to revive the military draft in this country and the need to send more young kids off to kill and die in a foreign land. Only these kids won't be dying in the service to America and traditional American ideals and values, oh no --- they'll be dying to simply and solely appease the greedy and bloodthirsty appetite of the country's mighty military, industrial complex.

Continued blank stares, drooling and a few murmured prayers pleading for their mean-spirited deity to smite my blasphemous, blue-state, liberal-elite ass. Oh yeah!!! This is the "Pro-Life" crowd alright!

Pro-Life MY ASS!!!!

----krazee

One Mother's Fury . . .

The mother of a soldier who died so that George Bush and Dick Cheney could enrich the Swiss bank accounts of their soulless cronies in the oil and defense industries, gives the goonish Republicans and right-wingnuts a good swift kick in the balls.

We need more citizens speaking out like this brave lady.

Click here.

Welcome to the Schiavo News Network -- We Distort You Deride!!

Since the cable and network "news" (the word "news" anunciated with dripping sarcasm) hucksters are milking the Terri Schiavo story for every ghoulish rating point they can muster, I'm going to keep putting my 2 and a half cents worth of opinion into the shitpile of opinion that's already been expressed on this matter - - so here goes . . .

Today we had the chief spokesperson for the most powerful leader of the most powerful nation in the world, getting on national television and purposely and knowingly lying through his fucking teeth in order to score political points with their partisan fringe idiot supporters. As if Bush and the neo-con right wingers haven't already stained America's reputation abroad with their phony oil war and their hostility towards anything that doesn't line the already stuffed pocketbooks of their crooked, greedy business cronies, we now have them sticking their pious noses into a single family's tragic medical decisions all in a sick, twisted attempt to encourage a few more religious morons to lemming-like march to the polls and pull the lever for them in the next election.

"This is about defending life," said Scott McClellan, the White House press secretary, trying to explain the extraordinary paroxysm of government activity this weekend. A frenzy that saw the generally inert Congress working late into the night and the constantly recreating President Bush cutting short a weekend on his Texas ranch to hurry back to Washington to intervene in the Terri Schiavo case.

If that statement isn't the biggest, lie-filled, steaming-hot pile of horseshit I've ever heard, I don't know what is.

According to a small army of court appointed physicians, who over a 15 year period of time have directly examined Terri Schiavo over and over and over again, this woman's brainstem cortex is nothing more than a few tablespoons of gelatinous goop and the absolute fact of the matter, sad and tragic as it may be, is that she is brain dead and completely oblivous to any form of external stimuli.

Oh sure, I've heard about the pathetic video her well-meaning but desperately misguided parents have been shopping around to the GOP politicians and the right-wing religious whackos -- yes whackos -- and rightly stated since the parents have enlisted as a family spokesperson, the insane, democracy hating Christian Nazi and rabid anti-abortion terrorist, Randall Terry. The family claims the video shows Terri Schiavo responding to conversation, verbal commands, visual stimuli, etc. The Republican Judge, George Greer, who also saw the video, in it's entirety, noted that not only did Terri not respond directly to the verbal and visual stimuli but that she "REPEATEDLY", to multiple attempts, displayed no reaction whatsoever to the stimuli for nearly an hour of taping! Why would this Republican judge lie??

Aside from the fact that Bush and the GOP fascists have trampled all over the state courts and state rights and the individual rights of Michael and Terri Schiavo, they've also made a complete fucking mockery of the Constitution and rule of law. Just seeing that sleazy, demonic snake-oil salesman Tom DeLay on television deceitfully pontificating about the reasons for his party's forceful intrusion into this private family matter makes me ill and makes me truly wonder whether or not my fellow citizens understand the danger of allowing these bloviating, self-righteous, self-serving political miscreants and their gaggle of mealy-mouthed, sanctimonious groupies to get away with shitting on the Constitution and abusing the legislative power "We The People" have entrusted to them.

If these people can, at the midnight hour, when most politicians are out of town, convene a small group of conniving, dishonest and fascist whore politicians to enact legislative laws directed at a single individual . . . . - - - well, if you can't see the obvious danger in that scenario, then perhaps you don't deserve to live in a democracy. You'd most likely be happier living under the old Soviet Union style of government -- one that controls every aspect of your life . . . . and death.

Pull your heads out of your asses America --- this group of Nazis running the country today ain't your Daddy's Republicans . . . . . ohhhh no they ain't . . . .

----krazee

Big Mama helps out the loser son . . .

Is this pathetic or what?

http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20050318/D88TKSC00.html


No --- it's worse than pathetic --- it's obscene!


George W. "rich fuck" Bush asking his decrepit old mommy "rich old bitch" . . to shill for his evil plan to destroy Social Security?? Lol!

This is the best the Republicans have? --- 'They been lyin' about everything, now they got Big Momma to come in and put on a show? Lol!! '

Oh My God!!

Fucking bastards!

True tales . . .

Brief respite --- from my madness . . . --- I love Nelly. End of Story.

Republican hypocrites --- Lol --- they have no shame!

Don't expect Hannity, Limblob or the rest of the FauX News crowd to talk much about this story . . . One time Republican superstar and Governor ----- liar and crook!!

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&e=2&u=/ap/20050318/ap_on_re_us/rowland_sentencing&sid=84439559


Hehe --- they'll avoid this story like the plague of course . . . But remember ----- Gary Condit --- Chandra Levy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


krazee ---

OOPs!! NewZ? No!! Because it's not about Democrats . . . .

Oops --- lemme' see now ---

-- the BTK killer in Kansas turned out to be the dude next door, good Christian man, married, kids, very active in local church . . . la dee dee da da . . .

here's story: http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/unsolved/btk/index_1.html

-- another "religious" radio-show host turns out to be a child molester -- oh yeah, here's the story : http://www.wsmv.com/global/story.asp?s=3096477&ClientType=Printable

--- lordy!! Where's Sean Hannity reporting this stuff when you really need the little corporate cocksucker??

Republicans want power to decide when you should die!!

If any one subject could rouse me from my latest writer's block slumber, it's this one.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=1&u=/ap/20050318/ap_on_re_us/brain_damaged_woman

How fucking dare these pious, ugly, self-righteous Republicans in Congress interfere in the Terri Schiavo case!

Does anyone besides me see this action for anything other than it is ---- a sick, calculated, immoral, and shameless attempt to smear Democrats and anyone who happens to have a conscience as well as a heart, with the charge of MURDER!!!?

---- I've studied a bit of American political history - I can honestly say - I've never seen anything as shameless and as gutter-level evil as what the Republicans are doing with this case. Makes me want to vomit. I hope all you Republican, red-state Bush-dick-sucking supporters now understand what kind of mindless, heartless, cynical and immoral sons of bitches you've elected to political power in this country.

If you aren't shamed by these people, it wouldn't surprise me --- not one bit.

You same fucking morons impeached one man for lying about a consensual sexual affair, but now turn a blind eye to another man deceitfully fabricating reasons for war which has seen thousands of American kids killed and maimed and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians slaughtered. That is the Bush/Republican legacy.

You've turned a blind eye to corporate cronies of Bush and Cheney raping America's resources, plundering this country's treasury with their Enron and Ponzi schemes, enriching friends and family while endangering the health and well-being of all. That is the Bush/Republican legacy.

And of course --- the businessmen --- oh what fun they've had -- making a mockery of America's financial reputation around the world --- once revered by all, only now viewed as a liability by all. That is the Bush/Republican legacy.

Stop the insanity! Stop the Fundamentalists! Stop the people who want to destroy America and Democracy!

Vote anything, anybody but Republican in your next election. Send the message. Get fucking involved in ur community, city, state politics! Take control!! Please!!!!!

----krazee

The Gonzo Man has left the building . . .

One of the last "political" essays Hunter S. Thompson wrote and boy is it a thing of beauty.

It's so mind-numbingly true and devastatingly wicked that it's worth printing here in it's entirety.

Read it and weep . . .


Jesus Hated Bald Pussy by Hunter S. Thompson From "Kingdom Of Fear " 2003

Let's face it, the yo-yo president of the U.S.A. knows nothing. He is a dunce. He does what he is told to do, says what he is told to say, poses the way he is told to pose. He is a fool.
No. Nonsense. The president cannot be a Fool. Not at this moment in time, when the last living vestiges of the American Dream are on the line. This is not the time to have a bogus rich kid in charge of the White House.

Which is, after all, our house. That is our headquarters, it is where the heart of America lives. So if the president lies and acts giddy about other people's lives, if he wantonly and stupidly endorses mass murder by definition, a loud and meaningless animal with no functional intelligence and no balls.

To say this goofy child president is looking more and more like Richard Nixon in the summer of 1974 would be a flagrant insult to Nixon.

Whoops! Did I say that? Is it even vaguely possible that some New Age Republican whore-beast of a false president could actually make Richard Nixon look like a Liberal?

The capacity of these vicious assholes we elected to be in charge of our lives for four years to commit terminal damage to our lives and our souls and our loved ones is far beyond Nixon's. Shit! Nixon was the creator of many of the once-proud historical landmarks that these dumb bastards are savagely destroying now: the Clean Air Act of 1970; Campaign Finance Reform; the endangered species act; a Real-Politik dialogue with China; and on and on.

The prevailing quality of life in America-by any accepted methods of measuring-was inarguably freer and more politically open under Nixon than it is today in this evil year of our Lord 2002.
The Boss was a certified monster who deserved to be impeached and banished. He was a truthless creature of former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, a foul human monument to corruption and depravity on a scale that dwarfs any other public official in American history. But Nixon was at least smart enough to understand why so many honorable patriotic U.S. citizens despised him. He was a Liar. The truth was not in him.

Nixon believed, as he said many times, that if the president of the United States does it, it can't be illegal. But Nixon never understood the much higher and meaner truth of Bob Dylan's warning that "To live outside the law you must be honest."

The difference between an outlaw and a war criminal is the difference between a pedophile and a Pederast: The pedophile is a person who thinks about sexual behavior with children, and the Pederast does these things. He lays hands on innocent children, he penetrates them and changes their lives forever.

Being the object of a pedophile's warped affections is a Routine feature of growing up in America, and being a victim of a Pederast's crazed "love" is part of dying. Innocence is no longer an option. Once penetrated, the child becomes a Queer in his own mind, and that is not much different than murder.

Richard Nixon crossed the line when he began murdering foreigners in the name of "family values"- and George Bush crossed it when he sneaked into office and began killing brown skinned children in the name of Jesus and the American people.

When Muhammad Ali declined to be drafted and forced to kill "gooks" in Vietnam he said, "I ain't got nothin' against them Viet Cong. No Cong ever called me Nigger." I agreed with him, according to my own personal ethics and values. He was right.

If we all had a dash of Muhammad Ali's eloquent courage, this country and the world would be a better place today because of it. Okay. That's it for now. Read it and weep....

See you tomorrow, folks. You haven't heard the last of me. I am the one who speaks for the spirit of freedom and decency in you. Shit. Somebody has to do it. We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world-a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us... No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you.

Well, shit on that dumbness. George W. Bush does not speak for me or my son or my mother or my friends or the people I respect in this world. We didn't vote for these cheap, greedy little killers who speak for America today- and we will not vote for them again in 2002. Or 2004. Or ever.

Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill "gooks". They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are racists and hate mongers among us-they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them.

Sometimes the truth hurts.

----krazee