Distractions, distractions . . .

Am I the only one to notice that whenever the Bush Mafia get their corrupt asses in a sling over their scandalous behavior, or, new polls come out showing their popularity dropping like a sack of wet mice, something always seems to pop up in the spotlight diverting attention away from this train-wreck of an administration?? Yesterday while President Al Gore was giving a remarkable speech tearing the Bushies an xtra sphincter, imagine who shows up on national television scaring the american people with more vague and ominous warnings about "tairists" hiding around every corner? Yep, the Attorney-Ghoul himself, the Gomez Adams of American law enforcement - - John Asskkkroft. Be prepared for the coming orange alerts as additional unfolding scandals and continually sinking poll numbers send the Bushistas into panic mode. Let's just hope the lemming-like American public doesn't follow these shysters off the cliff of reason and buy into their cynical fear-factor manipulation.