Here is citizen Pritchett's letter in it's entirety (in bold type), with my observations in blockquote after each asinine assertion:
AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
Dear President Obama:
You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.
If Obama scares you after only 6 months in office, I can only imagine that the previous president who bankrupted the country, lied us into a useless unwinnable war, and basically destroyed any remnants of goodwill that America had around the world, made you piss and shit your drawers with abject fear.
You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
Hey asswipe - if you were too lazy or too pig-headed to take the time to learn what the candidates, including Barack Obama, stood for that's your fucking problem - god I hate whiners like you.
You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.
Are you shittin' me Lou? Are you really that goddamn ignorant? Oh wait - that's right! You're a rich, right-wing Republican who's made his millions on the backs of underpaid, overworked and benefit-less Americans - that answers that question.
You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.
C'mon Lou -- just say what's really on your mind but which you're way too much of a coward to do so -- you believe Obama is an uppity, Muslim nigger who has no right to the job that has historically been reserved for blue-blood, wealthy, privileged white males like yourself. Oh - and yes - I'll say it -- you're a piece of shit racist prick Lou.
You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.
Muahaha!! -- yes, you mean like Bush Jr. - a guy who before he ruined America, ran every business he touched into bankruptcy or had to be bailed out by daddy's rich business and political cronies. Geez Lou -- ur not doing too good so far.
You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.
Fuck you Lou. Bush's daddy got him a cushy slot in the "champagne unit" of the Texas ANG while other unluckier kids were dying in the rice paddies of Vietnam. And Jr. still went AWOL and got away with it.
You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.
You desperately need to see a therapist Lou -- you have got a very serious (and annoying) case of projecting your own flawed character traits on to others.
You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.
Ooh -- I smell a thoroughly debunked and deceitful Bill Ayers smear coming on. But then that's what conservatives like Lou Pritchett do when they have absolutely zero constructive ideas or plans for bettering America and it's people. Instead, the Lou Pritchett's of the world hurl lying insults and cling blindly to a miserably failed ideology like conservatism.
You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and deliver this message abroad.
Ah yes - the Obama Cairo speech. By all SANE accounts Lou (which explains your take on it) -- that speech had more thoughtfulness, intellectual acuity and visionary insight than all of the juvenile, rambling incoherence uttered the past 8 years by your hero -- the edjumicated, smirking chimpanzee from Texas.
You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.
Lol! Lou - you're so full of shit! Please show the proof as to which industry Obama wants the gov't to take over lock stock and barrel? (crickets chirping) That's what I thought.
You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.
More fear mongering in defense of your greedy comrades in industry. Lou obviously sees no problem with a health care situation where 40+ million Americans have no coverage whatsoever; a system that spends more per capita on each individual than any other nation on earth yet lags in overall quality of care; a system where unpaid costly medical bills are the cause of 62% of all personal bankruptcies; and a system where CEO's of for-profit health care companies pull down multi-million dollar annual salaries but who work hard at increasing their corporate profit margin by denying health care benefits to Americans every chance they get.
You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.
Not only are you a lying sack of shit Lou, you're also a stupid fuck. Oil, coal and shale?? Are you fucking kidding me? No wonder people are abandoning conservatism like rats jumping from a sinking ship. With leadership and visionary skills like that it's only a matter of time before the modern conservative movement is a smoldering pile of refuse on the ash heap of history.
You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.
Pssst! Umm Lou -- hate to break the news to you pal -- that corporatist "golden egg" that was laid by your crooked Wall Street robber baron buddies is rotten to it's putrid core. Suck on that.
You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.
Well Lou - if Bush Jr. had done his fucking job as chief executive of the country's finances and exercised a bit more responsible oversight of big industry and the financial institutions, Obama wouldn't have to be spending additional taxpayer money to clean up the fucking mess that was left for him. Asshole.
You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.
"Wild and irresponsible spending?" Stop it Lou, you're killing me!! Lol. What fucking retard planet have you been living on these past 8 years Lou? Bush Jr. inherited a budget surplus from Clinton. Bush burned through Clinton's surplus then proceeded to go on the most reckless and ruinous spending spree in this nation's history - and look what it's gotten us. Also - you obviously have not been paying attention to what's going on in Washington. Otherwise you would know that the timid Democrats are working very diligently to undermine Obama's agenda for fixing America and are behaving like the center-right, Republican-lite jackasses that they truly are.
You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.
Hey Lou -- find Obama some "intelligent" right wingers and I have no doubt The President would patiently and courteously listen to and consider their viewpoints. However since no such thing exists, your straw-man argument goes straight down the shit-hole.
You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.
Haha! You are fucking hilarious dude! Let me see -- who was it that made the following statement - "I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did." IMAO!
You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.
Is this the same "librul media" that fawned over the fake cowboy from Crawford, Texas for 8 years, allowing his ruinous domestic and international policies to drive the once mighty and virtuous American economy and reputation straight off a cliff? Really?
You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.
Are you a gambling man Lou? I'd be willing to bet you $100 that Obama doesn't give a flying fuck about the blustering bullshit that spews from the frothing mouths of any one of those dissembling asshats. Hell - even I personally don't want to silence them. I just want to expose them for being the lying, weaseling, hateful, democracy-hating, sack of shit hypocrites that they are - just like you are Lou.
You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.
Well Lou, if by "controlling" you mean holding the powerful people of industry and government accountable for misdeeds, mismanagement, corruption, and nation destroying, I suppose you just might have a point there.
Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.
So fucking leave the country then you sanctimonious little pissant! The problem with you Lou and the rest of the sickeningly whiny right-wingers in this country is they just hate it when Democracy rears it's ugly head and the people speak as one to correct a terrible mistake like the Bush years. Hey Lou -- perhaps you can move to Iraq -- you know -- that wonderful place where your boy king brought capitalism, freedom, peace and traditional conservative values to! ROFLMAO!
Lou Pritchett
Former VP Procter & Gamble
