Thursday, June 25, 2009

Time for a krazee Road Trip!


Headin' out on the highway brite and early tomorrow morning. Me and the squaw gonna iron-butt ride up to Hidden Valley Lake, northeast of Bay area, to visit a friend and have a little fun.

Be back on Monday.

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W...T...F...?


Based on dear Leader Rush Limbaugh's claim that GOP Gov. Mark Sanford's marital infidelity is all the fault of Barack Obama I've no doubt Rushbo's fellow deep thinkers believe that all of this:

http://barackobamastoleyournewbicycle.com/

is true as well.

IMFAO!


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The Oracle Has Spoken!




I M A O !!

Rush Limblob says on his radio show today that GOP Gov. Sanford's adultery is Barack Obama's fault!

There you go my conservative friends -- the defacto leader of your modern day Republican party has explained away this nasty business with Mark Sanford and has given you your talking points marching orders. So what are you waiting for? There's hypocrisy to spread around!

Holy Fuck.



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Endangered Species Alert! - - - A Republican with a Conscience


Inglis is still an asshole for his role in the Clinton impeachment witch-hunt, but at least it appears time and reflection have helped him recognize hypocrisy when it's staring back at him from a mirror.

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/06/24/inglis-to-gop-lose-stinking-rot-of-self-righteousness/



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Alllllllllllllll Aboard . . . . . . . . . .yeesh!



The batshit-insane Congresswoman from my home state of Minnesota, Michele Bachmann, is back aboard the crazy train it appears. This one's a real doozy - even by her psychotic standards.

According to My Michele, cooperating with the upcoming U.S. census will land us all in internment camps just like what happened to Japanese-Americans during World War 2!! (typed while guffawing uncontrollably)

Honestly -- the deranged blatherings that spew forth from this Republican woman's mouth with such predictable regularity makes you wonder what kind of people live in the district where she's been elected and re-elected. All I know is, next time I'm back in Minnesota visiting family I'm steering clear of that unhinged neck of the woods.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Victims of their own hypocritical excess . . .


I honestly cannot say that I feel any level of sympathy for the latest GOP sex-scandal subject, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.

Nevada Republican Senator John Ensign last week. Mark Sanford this week. Who's next? Frankly I don't give a damn who's boinking who in the world of politics. But let's remember which party it was that smugly decided to wrap themselves in the cloak of pious, self-righteous "family" and "moral" values and used those code words to hound Bill Clinton for several years for his own bimbo problem. There really isn't much more to say about it - except:
What comes around goes around.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

Judge not lest ye be judged.

Karma is a bitch.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.


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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Eh?

Just --------- LOL!!!







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Republicrats - - Uggh . . .

Bill Maher hits the proverbial nail on the head with this one.

With every passing year, it seems the establishment faction of the Democratic party is slowly but surely easing it's way into the role that's been traditionally played by the non-crazy wing of the GOP -- the paid-for servants of big business.

Reid, Pelosi, Stoyer and company have their collective heads too far up the ass of corporate America to be trusted to be effective opposition to the GOP anymore. They treat the progressive caucus like red-headed step-children, and repeatedly fold every time the conservatives and business tycoons bluster, whine and stomp their feet -- which, bluntly stated, is the hallmark trait of cowards. The perception that the Democrats are the party of the working people is fading rapidly with every legislative compromise they make at the expense of doing right by working Americans.

More than ever, short of an Iranian style revolution in this country, the next best thing to put the power of government back into the rightful hands of the people who've made America what it is today is to completely ban corporate money from influencing the electoral process. Elections in America today are, for all intents and purposes, swirling cesspools of big industry cash -- and it has to end. If it doesn't, the great American democratic experiment is doomed to eventual failure.







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Old asshats never die -- they just flail away . . .


Thankfully this incompetent clown is no longer anywhere near the levers of government power.

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*Oh* *My* *Gawd!* . . . . (shakes head in dejected wonderment)


A Missouri state representative by the name of Cynthia Davis (pictured) was writing (if by "writing" one means insane juvenile crayon scribbling) about child hunger in a newsletter on her website and had this to say about it:

"Hunger can be a positive motivator."

She's not talking about adults going hungry here folks - which itself is horrible enough - but children for fuck's sake! CHILDREN!!

Not like it needs to be pointed out, but this woman is a Republican.

Now -- I know the left has it's loonies (PETA for ie.) but only on the Republican side of the fence will you find completely demented, popularly elected morons like this woman spouting these types of views which, by all accounts, appear to be considered "mainstream" within the modern Republican party these days.

Also - notice the prominently displayed Christian cross dangling from Rep. Davis' neck. (reason 13,722 krazee is not religious).

Absolutely fucking mind-boggling. And my Republican friends continue to wonder why they lost the Presidential election by 8 million votes to the skinny, black, muslim, terrorist-loving socialist.

... here - I'll give you a clue . . .





















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