Let's Make a Deal . . .

Some of my wingnut friends, fans and family members are already gnashing their teeth and sharpening their claws for President Obama.

Here's a little proposition for my conservatard amigos . . .


If President Obama does the following:

Ignores warnings about terrorists planning attacks using airplanes, even telling an aide, who a month before 9/11, delivered a report titled "Bin Laden To Strike in the U.S." -- "ok, you've covered your ass,"

Sits in a classroom for several minutes reading My Pet Goat to kindergartners after being informed "America is under attack,"

Manipulates intelligence and American fear and anger to start a war of choice with a country that did not attack us,

Subsequently lies ad nauseum about that intelligence and fear manipulation,

After starting said war, under-equips troops that are put in harm's way, inadequately plans for a post invasion blowback, turns over many military functions to greedy and incompetent private contractors, uses lies and deceit to propagandize the war, and loses track of $9 billion dollars,

Politicizes the Justice Department by putting unqualified partisan hacks in positions which have been traditionally non-partisan, and fires honest U.S. attorneys who wouldn't play political games,

Politicizes science and medical research in the name of fealty to his invisible cloud being master,

Allows lobbyists for big corporate interests to write legislation that benefits the few at the expense of the many,

As an act of political revenge, directs lackeys to out and destroy the career of a dedicated CIA officer who was working on stemming the proliferation of nuclear weaponry,

Sit's idly on his ass while a major American city drowns,

Presides over the the worst U.S. economic decline since Herbert Hoover and the Great Depression,

And just generally shits upon the U.S. Constitution and established law every chance he gets,

. . . . . sigh . . . . it's really all too fucking depressing to go on, but that's an ambitious start.

So yeah, if President Obama fucks up that much, you wingnuts got every right to call him any damn insulting name you please. Until then you're just blowing smoke out your puckered sphincters.

Oh and btw --- I feel no qualms, no guilt, no shame whatsoever in saying to GWB, Dick Cheney and and their gang of buffoons ---- good fucking riddance to each and every one of you!! Oh! -- and please let that door hit you in the ass on your way out!


----k