Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Scrape the bottom of that barrel Rupert ! !

Lord knows Fox Newz has a monopoly when it comes to on-air pundit assholes, but there's a very special category of asshole that is reserved solely for Dick Morris.

Morris as political observers may recall was the former high-flying adviser to Bill Clinton, who after getting caught sucking the toes of a D.C. hooker, resurrected his Washington insider career by becoming, practically overnight, a conservative Fox Newz analyst. Actually if you think about it -- a duplicitous, smug, ethically challenged, loud mouthed lout gets hired by Fox Newz. Now that is a match made in Heaven if ever there was one - lol.

Anyhow, Toe-sucker Morris went on one of the Fox ass-clown shows yesterday and opined about the Bill Clinton trip to North Korea to secure the release of American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee. When queried by Fox & Friends resident dim-bulb, blonde bimbo Gretchen Carlson what ideas Morris had for securing the American's release, Toe-sucker blurted out:
"I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they don't come home. Maybe they go to North Korea and live with the consequences of their decision to go there."
And -- well -- quite honestly, when it comes to vile statements by conservatives, this one has to rank right up there on an equally atrocious level as the one made recently by another Fox asshat analyst named Col. Ralph Peters who stated that the Taliban could do America a favor by executing the soldier, (Bowe Bergdahl) currently being held captive in Afghanistan to "save us a lot of legal hassles and legal bills."


There are times when I privately daydream that there really is a Hell where all the horrible, awful human beings go after dying to suffer eternal and incalculably gruesome anguish for the rotten things they did during their earthly lives. And during those brief, fantasized interludes, one of the very first people I gleefully envision walking the plank into Beelzebub's boiling cauldron of infernal torture is News Corp. (Fox parent) chairman Rupert Murdoch. Why? Just watch the following video clip -- it alone is reason enough.







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