What's that sonny? You want to play tee-ball? Your papers please!!! Jawohl Herr Kommandant!

My gawd! The lies by the right wing conservanuts just continue to get astoundingly more bizarre by the day! Here's former, corrupt Arizona Congressman J.D. Hayworth, who has announced his candidacy for John McCain's senate seat, responding to MSNBC's Chris Matthews as to what motivates him to embrace the insane Obama/birther handjobs:

MATTHEWS: Are you as far right as the birthers? Are you one of those who believes that the President should have to prove that he’s a citizen of the United States and not an illegal immigrant? Are you that far right?

HAYWORTH: Well, gosh, we all had to bring our birth certificates to show we were who we said we were and we were the age we said we were to play football and youth sports. Shouldn’t we know exactly that anyone who wants to run for public office is a natural born citizen of the United States and is who they say they are? [...]

I played youth sports as a kid. I don't know what kind of fascist, totalitarian government they have there in Arizona, but can any one of my conservative friends look me in the eye and tell me with a straight face that they believe that crock of shit of ol' J.D. having to show up at pee-wee football with his birth certificate in hand to prove that he was a true blue American worthy of being allowed to play games with the other toddlers?

Holy fuck these assholes are just astonishingly dishonest and stupid.


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