Sigh . . . . the never ending parade of Assholes . . . .

This is why I have such an ingrained loathing of right-wing conservatives.

By Jessica Fender
The Denver Post
Posted: 11/12/2009 01:00:00 AM MST
Updated: 11/12/2009 08:02:28 AM MST

State Sen. David Schultheis said he didn't intend for a Twitter post accusing President Barack Obama of "flying the U.S. plane right into the ground" and ending with "let's roll" as a threat or a reference to United Flight 93, which crashed during the 2001 terrorist attacks.

"Let's roll" reportedly were the last words of Todd Beamer before he and other passengers tried to gain control of their hijacked jet. The plane crashed into a Pennsylvania field short of its intended target.

The tweet stirred ire and some support for the Colorado Springs Republican, whose standard eschewal of political correctness has earned him criticism in the past.

Schultheis' full tweet Tuesday was: "Don't for a second think Obama wants what is best for U.S. He is flying the U.S. plane right into the ground at full speed. Let's roll."

Yeah -- cuz you know, President Obama is no different than the scum who deliberately caused the crash of an airliner full of innocent people. This is how creepy the GOP has become since they let the far-right nutcases hijack their party.

Oh -- and this same Rethuglican is noted for this as well (from the same article):

Schultheis voted in February against a bill requiring pregnant women to be tested for AIDS to prevent spreading the disease to the children. He said then that infected children would set examples for women against sexual promiscuity.

Translation: Yeah! Let some kids be born with AIDS -- that'll teach them filthy whores!

And this:

The senator railed in January against public service announcements in Spanish encouraging people to fasten seat belts.

Translation: What's that you say? Haven't completely learned English yet? Fuck 'em, let 'em die.

Classy guy ain't he? But you have to admit -- he certainly is the perfect poster-boy for your modern day Republican party isn't he?



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Stewart vs. Hanniturd - - - the final outcome . . .

Jon Stewart's personal reaction to Sean Hannity's admission that Fox News manipulates their reporting (aka lying) to further their right-wing political agenda.

Funny -- Stewart has the same visceral reaction to seeing that disingenuous dissembler Hannity on his television screen as I do. Oh well, at least I know I'm not the only one.

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Wonder what Focus on the Family will think of that? Oh wait! . . .

Well ain't that some shit? Abortion on demand is ok for Republican sluts, but not those filthy Democratic whores! [I'm sure that statment will offend some, but it was written primarily for shock value]

Federal Election Commission Records show the RNC purchases its insurance from Cigna. Two sales agents for the company said that the RNC’s policy covers elective abortion.

Informed of the coverage, RNC spokeswoman Gail Gitcho told POLITICO that the policy pre-dates the tenure of current RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

“The current policy has been in effect since 1991, and we are taking steps to address the issue,” Gitcho said. [...]

According to several Cigna employees, the insurer offers its customers the opportunity to opt out of abortion coverage — and the RNC did not choose to opt out.

That is an amazingly putrid pile of hypocrisy even for conservative Republican standards. The pro-life party reserves the right to abort their fetuses when it suits them, but then scream like banshees about a clause in the health care reform bill that more or less maintains the status quo of health insurance reimbursement as it stands today for the same procedure for the unwashed masses.

Simply fucking incredible.


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Tea-Baggers\Birthers beginning to implode . . . . YAY!

Couldn't happen to a bunch of more bitter, hateful, backwards thinking ignoramuses.

Just wondering what took them so long.

Zachary Roth | November 12, 2009, 5:08PM

The Tea Party movement is being ripped apart by bitter internal rancor, highlighted by a lawsuit against a former leader, vituperative name-calling, and charges of financial mismanagement and corruption.

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Glenn Beck gets the South Park treatment . . .

You know you've hit the big time when Cartman from South Park satirizes your idiocy.

Congratulations Glenn Beck.






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Oh Orly! Say it isn't so! . . .

This is the lunatic train-wreck who the right-wingers/birthers/tea-baggers/Lou Dobbs, Sean Hannity, etc... (along with a few, cynical GOP Congressmen) have hitched their caboose to in their childish attempt to prove Barack Obama was a Kenyan citizen and ineligible to be President of The United States of America.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/affidavit_in_birther_suit_contains_extraordinary_c.php?ref=fpb

You really have to read the entire affidavit to garner a true appreciation of the deranged mindset of these people.

Fascinating and sickening all at once.



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Lone Wolf McQuaalude Belcheth . . . .

Having Chuck Norris be a spokesman for your political party/political movement has to be the ultimate symbol of self-immolation.

I'm still trying to decide which is the most hilarious excerpt from this interview. The nominees are:

1. Chuck's pants wetting obsession over the wholly unrealistic fear that "third world" countries are tricking America out of it's money.

2. Chuck's faux horror at the prospect of third world countries taking money out of the mouths of America's impoverished. All the more hilarious since it's always been right-wing conservatives like Chuck who've fought tooth and nail against any government social policies intended to alleviate the suffering of America's poor and underprivileged.

3. Chuck's bizarre claim that provisions in the health care bill will allow the government to invade American's homes and dictate how our children are reared.

4. And lastly, Chuck's ridiculously juvenile claim that Obama is laying the groundwork for a "one world government." A favorite of the black helicopter crowd.

Is it truly a wonder then that the brand name and popularity levels of the GOP are tanking when the primary spokespeople for your movement are Chuck Norris, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin??







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Put your pants back on Sean!

Haha -- I'm not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel, but occasionally he comes up with a good zinger. Case in point this little video where Jimmy analyzes Fox News toad Sean Hannity's fawning and sickly saccharine interview of right-wing bimbo/beauty queen Carrie Prejean. I always knew Hanniturd wore stars & stripes boxer shorts - LMAO!

Pretty funny stuff IMHO.







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A Stormy Challenge for Diaper Boy . . . .

STORMY DANIELS, a 30-year-old adult film star with more than 150 steamy flicks to her name, is getting set to heat up Louisiana's 2010 Senate race. Daniels, the star of Operation Desert Stormy—in which she plays a CIA agent who fights terrorists while wearing Army-fatigue booty shorts—says she plans to toss her G-string in the ring (although she hadn't officially announced her candidacy as of press time). We asked the Baton Rouge native why she wants to forgo porn for politics.

Q: Why shoot for the Senate?

A: I was drafted by a group called Draft Stormy, a grassroots movement in Louisiana that wanted someone who was the polar opposite of current senator David Vitter. They figured I would be perfect because I am open and honest about my sexuality, unlike Vitter. I realized that this is my chance to make a difference, to do something unselfish, noble, and to help a lot of people.

Q: You're referring to Senator Vitter's link to a Washington, D.C. escort service . . .

A: I'm not one to judge someone's sexual activity, but what annoys me is that he's so hard-core "family values," and he puts his wife and kids out there, saying he's a Christian family man. Then he's caught up in a prostitution scandal. He's a hypocrite.

. . .

Q: Do you think you're more qualified than Senator Vitter?

A: Absolutely not. But in one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top.

She's got my vote! Oh wait -- I don't live in Louisiana -- RATS! Lol.


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Journalism and News it's not . . . .

Jon Stewart catches Fox News and Sean Hannity pulling the wool over their viewer's eyes once again. Shameless, lying, manipulative hucksters -- yep -- that pretty much sums up what Fox News is.

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You can fool most of the rubes most of the time but . . .

You know Sarah Palin is walking the loony tunes tight-rope when even Fox News starts fact-checking her tall-tale statements.






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Generalizing . . . .

I doubt the right-wing armchair warriors will follow their own credo of "listen to the generals" in this case.

Why? Because they're fucking idiots -- that's why.






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