Fox Asswipes - The Neverending Story

I went on a spectacular fire-breathing e-mail ranting binge this past weekend. While I would be the first to admit that an evening of consuming healthy quantities of God's nectar was the fuel behind the fire-breathing rage, what really got me started was this video of one of the Faux News conservative knuckle-draggers (Liz Trotta) stating her inner most desire to see Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama killed (along with Osama Bin-Ladin).

Now -- it's no secret I'm no fan of George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld or the rest of that criminal bunch, and as much as it would not bother me one whit to see them all wearing prison stripes and sharing an 8x10 cell with some 6'7", 350 lb. convicted rapist named Hoss, publicly professing a desire to see them killed is something that's even beyond the level of my political vitriol.

And the fact this horrid woman made this even more horrid remark on Rupert Murdoch's abortion called Fox News comes as no surprise to me whatsoever. There are numerous recorded instances of Fox chyrons (you know -- those scrolling mini news stories at the bottom of your t.v. screen that distract the shit out of you as you're trying to listen to some semblance of real news?) substituting Obama's name with Osama's -- Obama Bin-Ladin for example -- oops! -- sorry about that little mixup Senator Obama! I honestly and truly am incapable of comprehending who the ratfuckers at Fox think they're fooling anymore with their blatantly overt conservative bias. That bias should be obvious to all but the most mentally challenged amongst us at this point. And you know what's interesting -- I really don't have a problem with the fact they want to be a mouthpiece network for the GOP -- just don't lie to my fucking face about it ad nauseum. Lying like they do about how "Fair and Balanced" they are just makes them look deceitful and calls into question any shred of journalistic integrity and honesty they might have.

Lastly -- imagine if you can somebody like Keith Olbermann on MSNBC or some Dem party mouthpiece on CNN making a similar death-wish statement about GOP nominee John McCain. HOLY FUCKING EYE-BULGING, VEIN POPPING, SPASTIC BRAIN SEIZURE SHIT FITS BATMAN! -- the right-wingers would be marching in the streets, pitchforks and torches in hand, nooses at the ready with the fiery sparkle of vengeance and righteous justice gleaming in their eyes. And our ever vigilant mainstream media and their high-flying troupe of circus clowns would be all over the story like flies on shit, playing it over and over and over again, feigning outrage and demanding every Democrat and liberal within 1000 fucking miles of the person who said it get down on bended knee, confess their sinful unworthiness and beg forgiveness. Which prompts me to state the obvious once again --- liberal media? what fucking liberal media?

Anyhow, to those who were recipients of my caustic e-mail arrows this past weekend, I beg forgiveness for filling up your e-mail box with my cactus juice fueled ravings, but even after contemplating all of it, I can't and won't beg forgiveness for stating exactly what I thought of Fox News, Rupert Murdoch and this soulless bitch Liz Trotta for allowing vile statements (smug, insincere apologies notwithstanding) like that to be spoken on OUR airwaves.

I've no doubt that this following clip is Liz Trotta's all-time favorite movie scene -- and is likely the only thing that's ever brought the sick-minded shrew to orgasm:



----k