Sunday, January 03, 2010

Huh? Fox's Hume says Tiger Woods must convert to Christianity to be forgiven...

Hey Brit Hume! I have some advice for you too -- BITE ME!

The insinuation of course is that of all the religions in the world (which btw I personally think they're all full of shit) Brit Hume is of the belief that his chosen fairy tale is the bestest of all the restest and he's gonna darn well make sure we know it.

I cannot think of a more appalling thing for a serious news "journalist" to do than to blatantly misuse a public airwaves platform like Hume does here to promote one's chosen religious insanity.

Having said that, hey Brit -- ever hear of Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Chip Pickering, Ted Haggard, John Ensign, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, Dan Burton, Henry Hyde, fucking ad-nauseum (there ain't enough room on this blog for the complete list)?? All publicly, self-professed, conservative Christians who betrayed their marital vows or are sexually repressed perverts. Just curious - since they were already Christians Brit, how does the forgiving process work for these philandering tools? Do they get a waiver simply as a result that they state they are Christians? Are they issued forgiveness credentials if they just go out in public, blubber about how awful they feel and re-profess their faith to the invisible goat herder in the sky? If that's how simple it is, what about murder, rape, theft. When Christians murder someone, and as long as they publicly profess their faith shouldn't they be set free? Do Christian murderers still go to heaven? This inquiring mind wants to know Brit.

Hume's statement is not only appalling on a misuse of the public airwaves level, it's also stupefyingly hypocritical. And if you watch the video clip - is it just me or does Brit sound like he's got a snoot full of post New Year's brandy and egg nog in his system? Slurred speech, droopy eyelids. If that's the case, I might be inclined to give him a pass on his offensive religious pandering, but if turns out that he's stone cold sober, he ought to be tossed off the fucking air for good.


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