Where's the oil Brit? Where's the oil?
(AP) -- AT PASS A LOUTRE, La. - A chocolate-brown blanket of oil about as thick as latex paint has invaded reedy freshwater wetlands at Louisiana's southeastern tip, prompting Gov. Bobby Jindal to step up calls Wednesday for building emergency sand barriers.
..."The day that we've been fearing is upon us today," he said later at a news conference in the coastal town of Venice, about an hour away by boat.
Brit Hume, Rush Limpballs, the idiot BP CEO Tony Hayward and the rest of the brain dead "drill, baby, drill" zombies ought to be personally flown down (hell I'll even help pay their air fare) to the (formerly) pristine Louisiana Wetlands and have their smug fucking faces mashed into a nice big, syrupy puddle of BP crude by some Louisiana fishermen -- on camera and on live television.
It still wouldn't be the ultimate justice, but it would be a good start.