Friday, April 03, 2009

W T F? ? ?



US banks that have received government aid, including Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan Chase, are considering buying toxic assets to be sold by rivals under the Treasury’s $1,000bn (£680bn) plan to revive the financial system.

The plans proved controversial, with critics charging that the government’s public-private partnership - which provide generous loans to investors - are intended to help banks sell, rather than acquire, troubled securities and loans.

So let me see if I understand this correctly --- the sleazy riverboat gamblers who sold America down the river for personal, monetary gain and were subsequently bailed out with OUR tax money are now considering using that bailout money (OUR money) to buy up the mountainous pile of shitty "toxic" assets which THEY created and which got this country (and the world) into this horrific financial crisis in the first place? Really? Well fuck me in the ass with a ribbed wooden dildo! The genius of it all!

Umm -- Barack buddy -- we need to have a little talk pal. I mean I voted for ya and all and still believe you were the best choice by a Sarah Palin mile, but dude -- you seriously [SERIOUSLY!] need to get a handle on the Richie Rich bobbsey twins Geithner and Summers -- and soon. Because if you don't, you're going to start losing some of that gushing good will that your supporters and defenders have been extending to you since your election.

Just saying . . .

----k

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